( OPEN ) Frank Castle

[oorah]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓼, 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀, 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼, 𝓮𝓽𝓬.

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[shittier]

youre not

you dont

youre just dealing with a piece of shit

sorry

[oorah]

[ GOD this is just making things more confusing. and harder. it would be easier if she just hated him, problem solved. but she ignored him for two weeks because... she doesn't hate him?? he doesn't bother her?? time to... be himself. in the worst way possible. ]

bringing up baby is on tonight i'm gonna watch it at my place. if you want to stop by

there's a leopard in it [ because that's a selling point no one could turn down right???? ]

[shittier]

[ she's pinching the bridge of her nose right about now and squeezing one eye closed. ]

i already said im a breakfast club girl

you really want to see me that bad

[oorah]

i think i have that one too

[ on vhs or something insane. god he's a crazy person. ]

would that be such a bad thing? wanting to see you?

[shittier]

thats what people like us do isnt it

question when other people want to be around us

[oorah]

sure but i thought that was why we were doing this together. because we're the same. [ they're not, at all. ]

[shittier]

[ not one bit, but that gets her to laugh anyway. ]

youre not at all what i expected you to be

[oorah]

yeah? and what did you expect?

[shittier]

i dont know

when you think of the punisher breakfast at tiffanys and gentle love making arent the first things that come to mind

1/2

[oorah]

it's a classic

[ he purposefully doesn't specify which one he means... ]

[oorah]

that was gentle?

[shittier]

maybe not at first

[oorah]

[ no part of their encounter is something he would label 'gentle' nor 'lovemaking' and he wonders again if this isn't just about him coming up short in that arena for her. but how does he ask about that without making it seem like he's fishing for a compliment?? ]

you don't want to do that again?

[shittier]

[ she almost tosses her phone on her desk when she reads that because the amount of feelings it gives her is gross ]

its complicated

[oorah]

i thought you didn't do complicated [ it seemed pretty simple to him... ]

[shittier]

i dont which is why this whole thing is pretty goddamn infuriating

[oorah]

i'm not trying to complicate anything for you.

[shittier]

i already told you

you didnt do anything wrong

[oorah]

it feels like i did

[ considering she doesn't want to see him and all. ]

[shittier]

[ ugh here comes the guilt like how many more subtle hints can she DROP ]

i guess in a way you did

you werent supposed to be a likeable guy

[oorah]

wait

you're pissed because you LIKE me? [ what the hell is his life rn ]

1/2

[shittier]

no

well yeah

kind of

you dont see the issue with me wanting to be friends with benefits and then

this shit happens

2/2

[shittier]

i take it all back

its all your fault

[oorah]

"this shit" being us actually becoming friends?

like you suggested?

since this whole thing was predicated on your lie i'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

[shittier]

ok im gonna give you that last one but

is that how you make friends??