( OPEN ) Frank Castle

[oorah]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓼, 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀, 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼, 𝓮𝓽𝓬.

Comments

[oorah]

yeah? and what did you expect?

[shittier]

i dont know

when you think of the punisher breakfast at tiffanys and gentle love making arent the first things that come to mind

1/2

[oorah]

it's a classic

[ he purposefully doesn't specify which one he means... ]

[oorah]

that was gentle?

[shittier]

maybe not at first

[oorah]

[ no part of their encounter is something he would label 'gentle' nor 'lovemaking' and he wonders again if this isn't just about him coming up short in that arena for her. but how does he ask about that without making it seem like he's fishing for a compliment?? ]

you don't want to do that again?

[shittier]

[ she almost tosses her phone on her desk when she reads that because the amount of feelings it gives her is gross ]

its complicated

[oorah]

i thought you didn't do complicated [ it seemed pretty simple to him... ]

[shittier]

i dont which is why this whole thing is pretty goddamn infuriating

[oorah]

i'm not trying to complicate anything for you.

[shittier]

i already told you

you didnt do anything wrong

[oorah]

it feels like i did

[ considering she doesn't want to see him and all. ]

[shittier]

[ ugh here comes the guilt like how many more subtle hints can she DROP ]

i guess in a way you did

you werent supposed to be a likeable guy

[oorah]

wait

you're pissed because you LIKE me? [ what the hell is his life rn ]

1/2

[shittier]

no

well yeah

kind of

you dont see the issue with me wanting to be friends with benefits and then

this shit happens

2/2

[shittier]

i take it all back

its all your fault

[oorah]

"this shit" being us actually becoming friends?

like you suggested?

since this whole thing was predicated on your lie i'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

[shittier]

ok im gonna give you that last one but

is that how you make friends??

[oorah]

[ that gets a good laugh. jesus, he likes her a lot. maybe he's a little mad about it too. ] i'm a little rusty. is that not how it's done?

[shittier]

the sad thing is i really cant tell if youre being serious or not

[oorah]

does that mean you'll come over?

[shittier]

in what world has that even been code for im coming over???

[shittier]

but yeah fuck it omw

[oorah]

i was joking. mostly.

you eat yet?

[shittier]

you got jokes now huh

why you offering