( OPEN ) Frank Castle

[oorah]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓼, 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀, 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼, 𝓮𝓽𝓬.

Comments

1/??

[shittier]

[ ooc: a few weeks after they last saw each other ]

do i bill you the blind ninja or legal secretary barbie for my services

2/??

[shittier]

[ oh NOPE nope nope nope nope that is definitely not the right person she wants to text uhhhhhh ]

oh shit

3/??

[shittier]

wrong person

4/??

[shittier]

obviously

5/??

[shittier]

i did work for uhhh

[ you know those lawyers who have that girl working from them. yeah you know. that girl. ]

i did some work for them and his name starts with an f and yours starts with an f

6/6 and done lmfao

[shittier]

anyway im drinking

so uh sorry

i like when i forget to refresh don't u 1/2

[oorah]

[ the second he sees her number pop up on his screen, he's snatching the phone off his counter and frowning as message after message comes in. he's honestly not sure if he's charmed or... no he's charmed. though he does have one gripe with the whole chain. ]

secretary barbie?

[ karen page is a lot of things, but that was harsh to mr respekt wamen over here. ]

[oorah]

hi jess

[shittier]

[ wait so you draw the line at secretary barbie but you're fine with blind ninja??? weird flex but ok ]

hey frank

hows audrey treating you

[ so she has no idea what to say... ]

[oorah]

[ oh she can say anything about matt she wants. it's not a weird flex at all... to him... ]

we broke up. i moved onto katharine. ever seen bringing up baby?

[shittier]

[ ok thats fair but still... ]

nah im more of a molly ringwald kind of girl

but im happy for you

[oorah]

16 candles or breakfast club?

what are you drinking about? [ yes that's an intentional pun, we all hate him thanks for participating. ]

[shittier]

breakfast club obviously

is this question asking what im drinking or what im thinking about

[oorah]

i guess you were thinking about legal services. and ironically got me instead.

and i know what you drink

[shittier]

they needed me, not the other way around

this time, at least

[ his last text makes her feel funny and it shouldn't. stop that. ]

you and half the bars and convenience stores in this city

[oorah]

i can't decide which is worse personally - when they need me or when i need them.

[ they just be like that. ]

how've you been?

[shittier]

did you just admit that you actually need help sometimes

im okay

still living

[oorah]

it's something i'm working on

that's a good start. even if it was an accident i'm glad to have proof of life.

[shittier]

[ she initially types out some teasing comment asking if he was worried or cared about her, but she quickly deletes it before sending. ]

and what about you

hows that healing

[oorah]

i don't think i have internal bleeding anymore so that's cool still ugly tho . guess there's no fixing that.

[shittier]

[ nope, nope. not gonna do it. ]

there are a million plastic surgeons who would tell you otherwise

but im glad to hear it

about the internal bleeding thing

[oorah]

you're mean tonight

[ just like every night. he likes it, obviously, don't let him fool you. ]

yeah turns out that's not fun. i'm fine, back to work.

[shittier]

what can i say

im a pretty unpleasant person to be around

[ shes not surprised how easy it is slide back into these casual conversations with him. yuck tho. ]

is this an actual job or franks on a revenge rampage job

[oorah]

i've never experienced that side effect.

it's not revenge it's punishment

[shittier]

[ mmmm, pretty sure you did after they had sex, frank. but shes gonna let that go. maybe he really did just not give any fucks. ]

wow

you want an oscar for that line