( OPEN ) Frank Castle

[oorah]

𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓼, 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀, 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼, 𝓮𝓽𝓬.

Comments

[oorah]

i thought you didn't do complicated [ it seemed pretty simple to him... ]

[shittier]

i dont which is why this whole thing is pretty goddamn infuriating

[oorah]

i'm not trying to complicate anything for you.

[shittier]

i already told you

you didnt do anything wrong

[oorah]

it feels like i did

[ considering she doesn't want to see him and all. ]

[shittier]

[ ugh here comes the guilt like how many more subtle hints can she DROP ]

i guess in a way you did

you werent supposed to be a likeable guy

[oorah]

wait

you're pissed because you LIKE me? [ what the hell is his life rn ]

1/2

[shittier]

no

well yeah

kind of

you dont see the issue with me wanting to be friends with benefits and then

this shit happens

2/2

[shittier]

i take it all back

its all your fault

[oorah]

"this shit" being us actually becoming friends?

like you suggested?

since this whole thing was predicated on your lie i'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

[shittier]

ok im gonna give you that last one but

is that how you make friends??

[oorah]

[ that gets a good laugh. jesus, he likes her a lot. maybe he's a little mad about it too. ] i'm a little rusty. is that not how it's done?

[shittier]

the sad thing is i really cant tell if youre being serious or not

[oorah]

does that mean you'll come over?

[shittier]

in what world has that even been code for im coming over???

[shittier]

but yeah fuck it omw

[oorah]

i was joking. mostly.

you eat yet?

[shittier]

you got jokes now huh

why you offering

[oorah]

i'm always joking you just take me seriously for some reason. i could be persuaded to share

[shittier]

uh huh

youre inviting me over and youre gonna make me work for my food? thats low even for you castle

[oorah]

fine. how do you feel about pasta primavera?

[shittier]

as in homemade?

[oorah]

just like mama castiglione used to make [ frank that's not your real name ]

[shittier]

ok but

you realize you dont have to do this right

you could feed me toast and theres a good chance youd probably get laid

[ who the fuck makes people dinner. who is he. what is this. she doesn't know what to do with any of it. ]

[oorah]

make dinner for myself like i was going to do anyway and share with you?

[ if that helps... the scenario at all for her. ]

besides i like to cook

[ is that another 'unexpected' fact? ]