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J A N U A R Y |
1/15 | Frank & Kara, NPCs Frank gives away his question to Kara. β 1/16 | Frank & Teddy Today has been brought to you by the letter D, which is for DOGS. β 1/16 | Frank & Kara Karen 2.0 is a real drag. β 1/16 | Frank & Hux This guy has doucheface written all over him. 1/16 | (OPEN) Frank & MIKE & FAITH & HELEN & You can't hate him any more than he hates himself. β 1/16| Frank & Mike Blanket forts aren't for the faint of heart. β 1/16 | Frank & Recent transplant from Hell, meet Escapee. 1/16 | Frank & Carrying beds and catching feelings. β 1/16 | Frank & Kilgrave What a cheaterface Mcloserdick. β 1/16 | Frank & I'm just a figment of your imagination. (I'm sure that's what you say to all the girls.) 1/16 | Frank & Rey Neighborhood Watch: The Origin Story. β 1/17 | Frank & Jan Poker? I hardly know her. β 1/17 | Frank & Jess A meetcute from beyond the pale. β 1/18 | Frank & Cashing in a favor. β 1/18 | Frank & Jess & (dead) Kilgrave Witnecomplices have all the fun. β 1/19 | Frank & And they say chivalry is d e a d. 1/19 | Frank & Faith & Friday Gym class? More like no class. β 1/21 | Frank & Mike Stay! Away! From! Murderers!!! (Except him) and watch your mouth. β 1/23 | Frank & Kara He was a boy and she was a girl can I make this brainwashing any more obvious? β 1/23 | Frank & Jess Is it my turn to kill Kevin? β 1/23 | Frank & Just me and my mini-murder-me against the world. β 1/24 | Frank & I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time. 1/26 | Frank & Mike The most fatherly of threadjacks. β 1/28 | Frank & More spoopy warnings about Murdercorpseguy. β 1/28 | Frank & Rey Well, that was convenient. β 1/28 | Frank & Faith & Rey & Poe & Murder and now kidnapping, it's a real good thing Natives don't believe in felonies. β |
F E B R U A R Y |
(take me down to backdate city) | Frank & Kara Hello! This is dog. β 2/1 | (OPEN) Frank & Poe & Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time. β 2/1 | Frank & Teddy All wet dogs should be dry dogs. Frank Castle is the dog man for the dog job. β 2/1 | Frank & Mike Wouldn't it be terrible if our friends were here? β 2/2 | Frank & Lorem Damn girl, that's creepy. Do it again. β 2/2 | Frank & Jess What is he, a climate expert on top of a commando on top of a hot dog? β 2/2 | Frank & Lup Want to hang out with disgusting monsters? Eh, maybe later. β 2/2 | Frank & You're in eighth grade? I thought you were someone's mom. β 2/5 | Frank & I heard they're remaking Cool Runnings with Frank Castle as the bobsled. 2/5 | Frank @ bulletin Board I am Frank's lack of impulse control. β 2/5 | Frank & lup Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We'll cut you. β 2/5 | Frank & Jess How will he John Cusack his way out of this one? Say Anything. β 2/6 | Frank & kara If someone taps out, the fight is over. β 2/8 | Frank & She doesn't even go here. β 2/11 | Frank & Mike Mike: Don't get yourself killed. Frank: OKAY I'll get myself killed 2moro. Thanks for reminding me. β 2/11 | Frank & Aaron The rules of fight club are Mike Wheeler is adorable and it's a wrap. β 2/11 | (OPEN) Frank & hotdogs & the entire cast of cheers How many hotdogs can you log on this hOT DOg lOG? β 2/12 | Frank & Kamala If you need me I'll be down here on the floor dying. β 2/13 | Frank & Micro The foreshadowing is strong with this one. β 2/13 | Frank & Dorothy You're not in a hellscape approximation of Kansas anymore. Probably. β 2/13 | Frank & Lucas We could put on some Boyz II Men and I could slow dance. 2/13 | Frank & Bethany I've logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship. 2/13 | Frank & Tony The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start. β 2/13 | Frank & Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun. β 2/13 | Frank & jess This is like a reverse It's a Wonderful Life. β 2/14 | Frank & Majima Was it obvious I don't care? β 2/14 | Frank & Bill Did you call room service? Mmm, mattressy. β 2/14 | Frank & Bros let bros bathe each other. 2/14 | Frank & max Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs. β 2/15 | Frank & lucas If a hot dog is eaten in the forest, does anyone bother to avenge it? β 2/15 | Frank & kamala You're never too old for trick-or-treating. Or holding hands with Dad. β 2/15 | Frank & micro Quiet dignity? Have you met us?! 2/15 | Frank & micro My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet and YES I'm including starving children so don't even ask. β 2/15 | Frank & kilgrave Are you seeing how tan this guy is?! β 2/16 | Frank & jess & kara When you said you were depressed, I just thought you were a millennial. β 2/16 | Frank & kara I've eaten nine birthday cakes and I still feel empty. β 2/17 | Frank & mike What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad, for another person? Is that a thing? β 2/17 | Frank & kilgrave & kara & faith I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body. β 2/19 | Frank & bethany Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey. 2/19 | Frank & jess This is like if O. Henry and Alanis Morisette had a baby and named it this exact situation. * β 2/19 | Frank & kamala I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name! β 2/19 | Frank & will Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and Iβm tired of fighting. Goodbye! β 2/19 | Frank & poe Hello, airplanes? It's me, blimps. You win. Bye. β 2/19 | Frank & rey I swear to God if you keep talking I'm gonna gut punch you! β 2/20 | Frank & micro & jess Oh, Iβm sorry. I guess I skipped the Emily Post chapter on how to introduce your mother to a hooker. β 2/20 | Frank & lup & threadjacks Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now at the hour of my death which I hope is soon. Amen. β 2/21 | Frank & eddie Who is it? Land Shark. β 2/22 | Frank & richie Iβm not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck! The... tactleneck. β 2/22 | Frank & max Hey daytime whiskey. Wanna meet my CD collection? β 2/23 | Frank & tetora I used to have a drug problem, now I have enough money. β 2/23 | Frank & hawkeye Water? Never touch the stuff... Fish fuck in it. β 2/23 | Frank & hawkeye Are you kidding? Dude. Bros before apparent threats to national security. β 2/26 | Frank & Jess Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. β |
M A R C H |
3/1 | Frank & akira I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself. β 3/1 | Frank & all the children of the corn Sure my waist is bigger, but that just means more bullets for my ammo belt. β 3/2 | Frank & Kilgrave (& Micro) Mayor Hotdog is very much in favor of murdering dickbags. (Not a paraphrase.) β 3/3 | Frank & jess Dating girls is like riding a bicycle. β 3/4 | Frank & To live life, you need problems. 3/4 | Frank & Bethany UH... Maybe we should hold hands, for safety. β 3/5 | Frank & will Man, this is intense. I'd better do something. β 3/6 | Frank & mike Isn't everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? β 3/7 | Frank & Tetora If I think about it too much, I get all soul searchy and weird. β 3/7 | Frank & Tetora You're getting all hung up, hung up on imaginary 3/7 | Frank & vash I don't want to be alone, but I've gotten pretty good at it. β 3/8 | Frank & micro Homies help homies, always. β 3/8 | Frank & the whole damn town Manchurian Candidate, party of one. β 3/8 | Frank & jess The only monster here is this man's appetite for his wife's pie. β 3/9 | Frank & teddy What's the matter? "This dolphin fell in love with me." β 3/9 | Frank & micro All the people that I care about in the world are being wads. β 3/9 | Frank & poe Maybe next time we should just go to, like... a farmer's market. β 3/10 | Frank & mike Yeah, well, I hate you (and the feeling's mutual.) β 3/10 | Frank & jake I'll hug your mom. (Horrified Gasp) β 3/10 | Frank & tetora Let's always be stupid. Forever! β 3/11 | Frank & micro Hard work sucks. β 3/12 | Frank @ bulletin board Now go sit in the corner and think about your life. β 3/12 | Frank & the french foreign legion Just do whatever you want, man. As long as it comes from the inside. β 3/13 | Frank & So maybe it wouldn't be so bad, to be killed. β 3/13 | Frank & micro You know I like your vibe, dude. You don't take anyone's sass. 3/13 | Frank & clara Dang girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination I'd want to have your baby. β 3/13 | Frank & isabel I'm not weird and creepy, I'm cool and awesome. β 3/13 | Frank & jess Man having a girlfriend is hard. "No! Being crazy is hard!" β 3/13 | Frank & nill If you feel something, you feel something. It's all about the bumps in your heart! β 3/14 | Frank & tetora I'm not righteous, I'm wrongteous. β 3/15 | Frank & dorothy I never really take anything seriously. β 3/16 | Frank & Nancy Trust pound! β 3/16 | Frank & matt Girl if I didn't already have a GF I'd be on you like butter on toast. 3/17 | Frank & jess If I came across your lifeless body, I'd clasp you dramatically for a kajillion years. β 3/17 | Frank & lorem Hello β 3/19 | Frank & micro The answer was too simple and I was too smart to see it. β 3/19 | Frank & beverly And I cried, but you didn't see me cry. β 3/19 | Frank & the boy scouts of america We were all born to die! β 3/21 | Frank & tetora Man, you're letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up. β 3/23 | Frank & nancy A lady? Unexpected bonus! 3/27 | Frank & valkyrie [ Aggressively makes out with sandwich. ] 3/27 | Frank & luke In your dreams, you freak! * 3/28 | Frank & kamala I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying. 3/28 | Frank & billy I have approximate knowledge of many things. β 3/29 | Frank & jess Dude, I think I have a crush. 3/30 | Frank & clara Reading is WHAT? F-U-N-D-A-M-E-N-T-A-L |
A P R I L |
4/1 | Frank & elektra The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. 4/1 | Frank & diana I don't want to do things. I want to not do things. β 4/1 | Frank & hawkeye Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life. 4/2 | Frank & shuri Love? Love fades away. But things? Things are forever. 4/2 | Frank & micro Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, thatβs impossible. 4/2 | Frank & tetora Fishing relaxes me. Itβs like yoga, except I still get to kill something. β 4/2 | Frank & tetora Dude that is the coolest sentence I've ever heard somebody talk. 4/2 | Frank & (threadhop) clara I donβt even want to be here. The air is too fresh. Itβs disgusting. I canβt breathe. β 4/2 | Frank & clara What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. 4/3 | Frank & wanda I love games that turn people against each other. β 4/3 | Frank & dorothy There has never been a sadness that canβt be cured by breakfast food. 4/3 | Frank & sora I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things. β 4/3 | Frank & will I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I barf. 4/3 | Frank & eleven We have to remember whatβs important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third. 4/3 | Frank & billy Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life. 4/4 | Frank & logan Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against. β 4/5 | Frank & faith I hate talking to people about things. (backdated) | Frank & steve Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit. 4/5 | Frank & logan Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame. β 4/5 | Frank & will & leo I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief. 4/6 | Frank & diana Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love. 4/6 | Frank & trish One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine. 4/6 | Frank & buffy Ovaries before brovaries. |
january test drive;
february test drive;
february tfln;
february emoji;
march test drive;
march heart meter;
april test drive;
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memes
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Activity: ten comment thread or # thread + # thread
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Threads:
one ( ) dorothyscouts
two ( ) tet
three (5)
four (2)
five ( ) valk
six (3)
seven ( ) clara backtag
eight ( ) luke
nine (1)
ten ( ) elektra
eleven ( ) dianabox
twelve ( ) hawkbox
thirteen ( ) shuri
fourteen ( ) micro
fifteen (4)
sixteen (6)
seventeen ( ) clara
eighteen (13)
nineteen (2)
twenty (8)
twenty-one (9)
twenty-two (2)
twenty-three (14)
twenty-four (9)
twenty-five ( ) steve
twenty-six ( ) dorothybox
twenty-seven ( ) dianalog
twenty-eight ( ) trishbox
twenty-nine ( ) buffy
thirty ( ) aryascouts
thirty-one ( ) chloenet
thirty-two ( ) poebox
thirty-three ( ) emilyscouts
thirty-four ( ) loremscouts
thirty-five ( ) sallyscouts
thirty-six (3)
thirty-seven ( ) logan tdm
thirty-eight ( ) buckybox
tdm: (tony) + (danny) + (spiderman) + (mako) + (dustin) + (lucas) =
Point Total: 640 +
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