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[oorah]

is that meant for me or meant to resonate with me

[shittier]

good point

both

[oorah]

i have my moments

[shittier]

who are you kidding things have always been bad

good night, you son of a bitch

[oorah]

always always?

[ he's ignoring you, you just said you're eating orange chicken not sleepinG!!! ]

[shittier]

well my family died when i was just a kid and then i got put with a psycho bitch who just wanted to use my adoption as good PR for her actual daughter, so

yeah, i'd go with always



[ she's moved onto mongolian beef now, tyvm ]

[oorah]

that went to a super dark place

[shittier]

see? always

[oorah]

he's got a point you know

i'm sorry about your family.

[shittier]

same

at least i have your shitty memes

[oorah]

you do yeah

[ and his ear, whatever that's worth. ]

my parents were real upstanding people you know. they loved me no matter what dumbass thing i did and it won't surprise you i found something new every day. i didn't get it til i had my own kids, my own son. i'd forgive that little shithead anything.

[shittier]

thats actually kind of helpful

now i don't have to wonder if you've always been this much of a pain in the ass or if you were just born that way

[ and now she knows. ]

i'm sure both our folks would be happy with the kind of upstanding citizens we've become

[oorah]

see there's your silver lining. they didn't live long enough to see their kids become shitstains.

[ strangely upbeat for a serial killer, isn't he? ]

[shittier]

i didn't know

i mean i knew about your family, but not your parents

sorry

[ look at these two peas in a pod. ]

[oorah]

they were old.

[ there's a thank you/it's okay in there somewhere, probably... ]

are you memed out?

[shittier]

jesus christ what are you a goddamn millennial social media queen now???

never in a million years would i have ever imagined that i'd get turned down by a dude only to have him send me memes all night instead especially from you of all people

anyway keep them coming i guess

[oorah]

will you quit it with that already? look i really didn't know.

[ that it was a booty call type sitch?? he doesn't get those. ]

i just like that account. it's funny.

[shittier]

you hurt my pride, frank. do you know how many people have hurt my pride? literally no one until tonight

so no, i will never not give you shit

at least until i get drunk enough and then forget

[oorah]

that's really not what i was trying to do. giving me shit is legit tho, obviously i'm really bad at this.

[ whatever "this" is. have a deflective meme response!!! ]

[shittier]

and what exactly were you trying to do

[oorah]

[ oops is it truth time already? he thought he had at least one more meme. ]

figure out why you would want to sleep with me out of all the scumbags in this city.

[shittier]

is that a question you want me to answer or are you just making a statement

[oorah]

neither. i was answering your question.

that was what i was trying to do at the bar

[shittier]

[ she's reading that with her eyes squinted because she's not... too sure if she's understanding what he's saying... ]

so you didn't reject me, you just... questioned why?

[oorah]

that's right. but i think i figured it out. i'm "safe" right? you can't hurt me and i can't hurt you because we're both assholes of the highest order.

am i in the ballpark?