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[underachievement]

Don't make him talk. Those movies are creepy.

[oorah]

talking animal movies? hard agree.

[underachievement]

I find it hard to believe there hasn't been a boxing dog movie. I thought air bud did everything.

[oorah]

all the more reason why we should bring it to the people. they're in need jess.

[underachievement]

And the other dogs? Just stunt doubles?

[oorah]

understudies still have their own identity, jess. they need their own names.

[underachievement]

You've clearly never met a stage mom.

[oorah]

probably for the best. if we name them rocky i-iv that's super unfair to them. how are we not supposed to favor one over literally all the others?

[ apparently this is a 'we' thing now. ]

[underachievement]

Christ I hope they have a Frequent Members program.

[oorah]

for finding stray dogs?

[underachievement]

You didn't find them. Neither did I. They're looked after, you're just filling in for a bit.

[oorah]

OK OK no names. i'll just call them thing 1-6. happy?

[underachievement]

Yes. Because I have the list of their actual names.

[oorah]

what the hell? why are you holding out on me?

[underachievement]

It's not like you asked. Besides I still don't know which ones which.

[oorah]

[ she's right, he didn't ask. it shuts him up longer than he would have otherwise. so like, a few seconds. ]

what are the names i bet i can figure it out [ ok dog whisperer that's totally how this works ]

[underachievement]

[ ah sweet sweet moral dog superiority. she's starting to get the appeal ]

Cuba, Lissy, Spec, Bart and Southie