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what if I name that one after you?

[oorah]

what would you name it? asshole?

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I might now that you've suggested it.

I was just going to go for Frank, actually. That way I can have a believable cover of who I'm spending my time with if it's ever necessary.

[oorah]

[ oh that sours his mood real quick ]

sorry. this one's already spoken for.

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You can't just offer a dog and then take the offer back. I'm already on my way over!

[oorah]

fine. just don't call him that.

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[It takes her a minute to realize what's upset him. And she can't tell him that she wasn't thinking about his kids, because it reveals how thoughtless and tacky her attempt at humor was. She hesitates even saying anything else at all, but this is Karen we're talking about. She always has to have the last word.]

How many puppies are there?

[oorah]

6. why?

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I need to know how many variations of Asshole I have to come up with.

[oorah]

you can't adopt six dogs, karen. you're never home as it is.

[ which he wouldn't know from stalking her or anything!!!! ]

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I never said I wanted to adopt them. Just that I want to name them.

[Yeah, she's onto him and his stalker tendencies!!]

[oorah]

you can't name a dog unless you're gonna keep it. them's the rules and i don't make em.

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So they're just going to be nameless except for Elliot?

[oorah]

you're naming your dog after some guy i killed? weird move, karen.

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It's just a random name! There doesn't have to be any meaning behind it!

[oorah]

fine! do whatever you want!