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[underachievement]

Shut up.
What's it doing now

[oorah]

yawnie is a he. and he's digging his claw into my kidney. it's adorable.

[underachievement]

That's such a dumb name. Sounds like he's a wedding photographer.

[oorah]

so fix it

[underachievement]

Let's just go back to whatever Rocky's up to.

[oorah]

coward.

rocky's sleeping on my foot. which is also asleep.

[underachievement]

He's doing the name proud.

[oorah]

proud enough to make him your new sidekick?

[ another attachment comes through, sorry jess. ]

[underachievement]

I don't have an old sidekick.
And I take back what I said. He is way too happy to be woken up.

[oorah]

he took a nap and now he's ready for anything

just like the real rocky

[underachievement]

Okay that is not what that movie was about or I would remember it.

[oorah]

because it's better or worse?

i'll write you a screenplay starring our new friend

[underachievement]

Don't make him talk. Those movies are creepy.

[oorah]

talking animal movies? hard agree.

[underachievement]

I find it hard to believe there hasn't been a boxing dog movie. I thought air bud did everything.

[oorah]

all the more reason why we should bring it to the people. they're in need jess.

[underachievement]

And the other dogs? Just stunt doubles?

[oorah]

understudies still have their own identity, jess. they need their own names.

[underachievement]

You've clearly never met a stage mom.

[oorah]

probably for the best. if we name them rocky i-iv that's super unfair to them. how are we not supposed to favor one over literally all the others?

[ apparently this is a 'we' thing now. ]

[underachievement]

Christ I hope they have a Frequent Members program.

[oorah]

for finding stray dogs?

[underachievement]

You didn't find them. Neither did I. They're looked after, you're just filling in for a bit.

[oorah]

OK OK no names. i'll just call them thing 1-6. happy?

[underachievement]

Yes. Because I have the list of their actual names.