[ oh wow charlie you really are out of touch. ] As far as I know, vampires are still fake, but what do I really know? I was overseas for most of this shit. There was an alien invasion and a bunch of people in pajamas fighting them off. Then our government thought it would be a great idea to just blow up Manhattan because blowing shit up is what Americans do best. [ like he would know that for damn sure. ] One of the guys, Ironman or whatever, flew the nuke into space and saved New York. And now people like them are just coming up out of the woodwork. [ it's kind of fascinating to watch honestly ]
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